So I can't think of a non-repetative title

So one of my little cousins, Allie, age 3, decided to dictate a letter to Santa. It said:

Dear Santa,
I've only been good half the time, so will you bring me half a doll?
Love, Allie

Well, at least she's honest.
The funniest part of it is she really did get half a doll. One of those large Barbies from the shoulders up so you can play with their hair and make-up. No wonder my aunt says she just gets entertainment from her kids. She really doesn't need anything else!

And one of my other cousins, age about 10, has noticed that I always say "Hello friend!" to her and will say it to me before I even get a chance! Hooray for her! I like to think all my little cousins adore me :)
I guess I just have to talk about cousins 'cause I don't have any nieces or nephews, and the cousins are about the right age anyway.
Sheesh.